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Recent Game Reviews
My First Game!!!
Rated 2 / 5 stars February 6, 2011
Last 10%
Not bad game overall, but maybe I'd be able to complete the last 10% if it wasn't for the fucking AddictingGames button
Super PSTW Action RPG
Rated 5 / 5 stars January 22, 2011
Amzaing
This is.. I.. I don't know proper words to describe this game. It easily beats all Final Fantasy games.
I mean, the battle system was quite unique. Unlike in most RPG games, you could actually block an incoming attack, then strike the opponent at full power!
Then.. The town.. You can go buy a potion, sleep.. You don't have a lot of money so you have to spend it wisely.
Levelling up could be more complex, but some people may like it simple. I don't like when there are too many stats to choose from, so it wasn't that bad.
Magic.. Fireball is the best spell in the game imo, even though we get in so soon. But overall, I liked the magic animations and balance between elements. Thumbs up
Boss battles were quite difficult and I had to repeat some of them, but that's a good thing.
But the best thing in the game is the story.. It started so peacefully.. I went to an inn, hoping to wake up in the morning and look around the town, steal stuff from people's chest, etc. I wake up, finding that the whole town is on fire. And some purple guy seems to know me and wants to fight me! AND HE HAS A COCKY VOICE! What an amazing and original plot twist! The golden sword.. When I pulled it out from the rock.. The satisfaction was so orgasmic... I mean.. Golden sword.. Wow.. And of course the ending. I thought the purple guy is the main badass, but then I discover THE KING who looks so badass it's not even funny. When I thought I'm about to die, THE PURPLE GUY SAVES ME? Why did he do that? He gives me an amulet so I have a chance at fighting the king. After a challenging fight, I find out that.. The purple guy is my brother. I cried at this point. He sarcrificed his life for me. I felt a need for revenge. Wait, the kind isn't dead? AND HE'S AN ANGEL? SHIT JUST GOT REAL! Eventually I defeated him and restored peace...
Wow.. such a great story
Poma's Breakout
Rated 3 / 5 stars January 4, 2010
Good for a first-time
I enjoy Breakout games and I understand that this is your first time, but I can't add more stars just because you are new. You should try to develop this game, add powerups and stuff
You're doing well, keep that up ;)
Recent Audio Reviews
{Factory}
Rated 5 / 5 stars April 17, 2009
Epic Win
Around 0:30 piano starts playing. Just epic
This is great theme for 1st boss in the game. It appeared in trial and it kept playing after hairy guy turned off the light. Music made me want to continue fighting this boss. That's why I bought this game
However when fighting Pipistrello, it didn't sound that good. Maybe because it doesn't fit for bats as much as it does for barbarians
Recent Art Reviews
A Newgrounds Christmas
Rated 5 / 5 stars Jan 4, 2010
EPIC WIN
Could you make a list of series included in this? I know most of them, but some are unknown, even though I have seen them in many flashes (like those 2 egg-shaped guys on the table. I have seen them in Newgrounds Pass 3, Pico's Mansion, but I don't know what's the original thing)
Anyway...
Hank itself makes it EPIC WIN. Too bad he appeared only at the end of the animation (or I didn't notice him). Madness is my favourite thing here, but I am quite mad that Krinkels made MC 5.5 instead of MC 10. Oh well, maybe someone WAS interested in Stanford's and Deimos' past
Castle Crashers, completed Insane difficulty with 2 characters ;)
Alien Hominid, good game. If Pico wins that fight, he's probably gonna bite his head off
Tankman, I watched 2 episodes. I enjoyed them, but didn't have time to watch more
Strawberry Clock reminds me of 4chan crap. I don't like it
Blockhead is my second favourite series on NG, right after Madness
P-Bot, it's quite funny that he didn't even have any series, yet he is a known mascot
Bitey of Brackenwood, watched few episodes. They are good, especially how the author made it funny without any voices included
Dad, I am quite bored of guys who kill for lulz. I dislike him
Salad Fingers, I watched 2 episodes but didn't make me laugh. The idea was good, but the whole thing is poorly made
Pico, only the original game and those 8-bit versions are ok. Kids with guns is nothing new
Retarded Animal Babies, they make me "WTF?" in a good way
Foamy, I like his rants, but not the videos with the girl. Person who made this must be really smart, he makes points that no one can deny
Samurai Asshole, I played the game, but I don't really get why he's here
Numa Numa.... What the hell?
Time Ufck, didn't really enjoy the game, but the characters are moving towards mascot status, it seems (it's on the front page for ages now)
I don't think I know any more people. Anyway, you did a great job on this. I always enjoy all-star animations :)
Recent Movie Reviews
Rated 5 / 5 stars April 3, 2010
My favourite one so far
I find it really funny that Jesus quits in this one, while in Madness 6, he was just standing there, not even worried about the train :D I hope 7.5 will explain why he decided to come back and fight The Auditor after all. And why the hell did he kill Hank if they both wanted The Auditor dead? So many unanswered questions, I just can't wait to see the next one
This whole Madness thing may turn out to be some huge training grounds. Notice that there are clones there (in MC 8) and The Auditor seems to be controlling everything from his computer.
The scene in dressing room was really LULZ.
However, one thing I dislike: it wasn't referring to the main plot much. Just Jesus quitting, Tricky spamming and Auditor changing some settings
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars October 4, 2009
Not that bad
But needs a preloader. When watching it first time, I just pressed play and it freezed several times. Had to restart it
Rated 5 / 5 stars October 3, 2009
This is stupid
But in this case, it's stupidness makes it funny :D